The Top Ten List

1. "I’m going to play Bunco tonight" - it just sounds like the ultimate suburban mom thing that I never thought I would ever, ever do!

2. "Don’t smear poopy on your sister!" (That was when he was going through a "dippy-do" phase with his diaper.)

3. I never thought I’d hear myself so excited to talk about baby poop! :)

4. Are we allowed to submit cuss words?

5. "Because I said so!"

6. When my children have asked me what I am doing and why am I doing it for the 100th time in a row, my reply lately has been "TO MAKE YOU ASK QUESTIONS!"

7. "It hasn’t been on the floor that long — you can go ahead and eat it."

8. Either sounding like my mother, or a combination of words that should never be in the same sentence.

9. You want to see another movie? No problem!

10. Well, I NEVER thought I would say this: ".........or I will spank your bare bottom!!!"

11. You are older and should know better.

12. Please take your foot off your brother’s face.